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Army Girlfriends [18 Dec 2009|01:16pm]

samuraisoldier
You can always tell girlfriends who are just a bit too proud that their husbands are in the military when all of their profile pictures are the two of them with him in uniform.

You're not proud of your soldier - You're bragging to your friends.
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Integrity In Business (Professional Scumbags) [17 Dec 2009|01:46pm]

samuraisoldier
The professional scumbag industry disgusts me even more than usual.

Everyone who has a penis seems to think they can make money teaching me how to get laid. More power to them, they'll probably make a lot of money before they go under, the Young Ones are always looking for the next big thing, the last piece of the puzzle that makes up for the fact that they lack the courage to make approaches, hundreds of approaches, and receive hundreds of rejections.

These are gold fish pretending they're sharks. They think because they have already paid thousands of dollars that they have earned everything. They think that if they pay enough, and sit in enough classes, that it will somehow make up for the lack of field experience they have, and that one day, like how graduates pretend real life will fall into place, that throngs of scantily clad harvard grads will come waltzing into their lives.

We have created a drug, and we have decided what it's worth.

We have spawned a new generation of addicts.

And this will not end soon.
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